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This page is dedicated 100% to the mad woman.
 | Ummm. Yes this is her normal appearance... everybody runs. This was taken whilst she was on stage at a local drag club. |
Breaking News: She is set to play Voldermort in the new Harry Potter movie...
Never, we repeat never, go shopping with this person. She will cause a severe deficit to your bank balance... your credit card company will telephone you on your mobile, just to check it hasn't been stolen... Starbucks is definately a no-no. |
|  | Yes this is her. By the way, she's the one on the left hand side!
...and she isn't wearing a lumberjack shirt, just for a change. |
The top 10 on how to deal with the Mad Woman:
1. Don't argue with her...
2. Never refuse her cooking...
3. Always agree with her...
4. Wear earplugs just in case she laughs...
... we are awaiting further intelligence to complete this top 10 list...
...otherwise you will suffer a greater wrath than Khan. |
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